Sunday, October 01, 2006
Top Ten Republican Pickup Lines
Ahh, it ain’t just the sex stuff. It’s the overall attitude of righteousness—Cunningham, Ney, The Hammer...these guys put it out they can walk on water. Not with all the bulllshit on their shoes.
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Top Ten Republican Pickup Lines
10. Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?
9. Would you like to see my Washington Monument?
8. A/S/L?
7. Did you know that Saddam Hussein has reconstituted his nuclear weapons program, Timmy?
6. Put down that pipe, and get my pipe up! (And I'm not talking about the internet.)
5. Here's $200, Mr. Gannon.
4. No fats, no fems. Bisexual o.k.
3. That's just the Speaker of the House. He's cool.
2. Did you see me on Dateline NBC last Friday?
And the number one Republican pick-up line is:
Is that a Foley catheter in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
http://rogerailes.blogspot.com/
Top Ten Republican Pickup Lines
10. Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?
9. Would you like to see my Washington Monument?
8. A/S/L?
7. Did you know that Saddam Hussein has reconstituted his nuclear weapons program, Timmy?
6. Put down that pipe, and get my pipe up! (And I'm not talking about the internet.)
5. Here's $200, Mr. Gannon.
4. No fats, no fems. Bisexual o.k.
3. That's just the Speaker of the House. He's cool.
2. Did you see me on Dateline NBC last Friday?
And the number one Republican pick-up line is:
Is that a Foley catheter in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
